马戏女影评

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  • 述吟
    2018/10/24 1:42:13
    A Plain Story, a little bit Magical, but no Surprises.

    I'm Louis, I lost my parents.

    I figure I can go to my uncle's, he seems like a nice guy.

    Ok, this house is kind of creepy, why so many clocks.

    There is a cool lady, dres

    I'm Louis, I lost my parents.

    I figure I can go to my uncle's, he seems like a nice guy.

    Ok, this house is kind of creepy, why so many clocks.

    There is a cool lady, dress like elegant eggplant, must like purple a lot.

    First day in school, kids look at me like I'm a werid owl,

    probably becuase I supposed to be cute but I dress like an old man?

    Never mind class over I should go to bed,

    OMG somebody is walking outside in the middle of the night,

    oh that's my uncle! but he seems suspicious.

    Why this clock rings at 3 am? so loud! and can't be turn off?

    somthing is not right.

    It turns out my uncle, except his funny face, knows MAGIC, as well as the purple lady,

    and the stuff in the house can actully move by it's own will, they are so adoreable!

    Well I wanna learn magic too, teach me please.

    haha wow I'm very good at it.

    I wanna be friend with a kid in my shcool, so I show him some magic.

    but he wants something more, somthing dark.

    so I break my uncle's rule and bring back a man from the dead. yeah I'm that good.

    Perhaps I can make my parents alive too!

    Anyway, we find out in fact this is the guy who designed the clock in the wall, and he also wants to destory the world, plus kills all human being.

    Ooops! this is all my fault...

    Purple lady stands up, convinced us we can fight for it,

    I join it, I'm brave and smart, I'm not afraid of some evil old man and his ugly wife.

    In fact I'm the one who push the bad guy into the trap,

    and he is gone forever, everything is back to normal again.

    Now I'm just a cool kid who knows magic.

    ha ha ha

    The end.

    So I start wondering why I decided to watch this movie in the first place, because Cate Blanclett is in it and she is so charming? because it might be as good as Harry Potter? because Jack Black could be an interesting character to amuse the audience?

    If these were the reasons, I have to say it didn't do a good job on any of these. It's too plain. But you can still go if you wanna eat some popcorn at the theather, kill some time, or simply wanna bring your kid. For me, it's always great to see Cate Blanclett in the big screen again. :)

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  • LG李博通
    2021/9/18 11:50:53
    银行内的群P
    抢完印钞厂,抢中央银行,看似完美犯罪的背后,各种不可控,反倒是警察表现得比较专业,这帮子人远称不上团队,顶多就是个团伙,松散、幼稚、傲慢、自私、无知,最关键的是每一季都有两只受荷尔蒙控制的动物搞上了,就地干上一炮,又因为雄性的本能挑起内哄,然后人质反抗,人...  (展开)
    抢完印钞厂,抢中央银行,看似完美犯罪的背后,各种不可控,反倒是警察表现得比较专业,这帮子人远称不上团队,顶多就是个团伙,松散、幼稚、傲慢、自私、无知,最关键的是每一季都有两只受荷尔蒙控制的动物搞上了,就地干上一炮,又因为雄性的本能挑起内哄,然后人质反抗,人...  (展开)
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  • 梦里诗书
    2015/1/3 11:51:01
    如此“王牌”几人雷
    文/梦里诗书


    闻《王牌》其名,让人会错以为是一场敌我王牌特工暗潮汹涌的谍战,但其实“王牌”只是电影故作高深的噱头,在有着无数扣人心弦的史实和珠玉在前的类型片下,让人惊诧一部今时的谍战电影居然能被拍的如此不堪,满城卧底无王牌,如此“王牌”几人雷?!


    《私人定制》里开篇葛优团队助人圆女烈之梦,人自然是不能真死的,何以为?最后只能是大家皆为卧底,这本是玩笑的调
    文/梦里诗书


    闻《王牌》其名,让人会错以为是一场敌我王牌特工暗潮汹涌的谍战,但其实“王牌”只是电影故作高深的噱头,在有着无数扣人心弦的史实和珠玉在前的类型片下,让人惊诧一部今时的谍战电影居然能被拍的如此不堪,满城卧底无王牌,如此“王牌”几人雷?!


    《私人定制》里开篇葛优团队助人圆女烈之梦,人自然是不能真死的,何以为?最后只能是大家皆为卧底,这本是玩笑的调侃,在《王牌》中却被拍成了电影,志玲姐自然就是需要圆梦女烈的客户,剧组及一众绿叶港星则是圆梦公司,于是一出所谓的“王牌”便由此展开,之所以将王牌做引号,是因为电影从来未有出现能被称之为王牌高明的人物,最终做解仅也是一次行动代号,虽出人意料却未能符于情理,电影线索更难能自圆其说,一个又一个所谓我党的卧底人物突兀的不断涌现,看着此番神剧情,只能让人尤叹原来你也是卧底……


    林志玲在电影中的毁容仅是白瞎了戏份,《王牌》的叙事分为民国谍战和新中国解密的倒叙,倒叙的穿插在电影过半才开始,而此时只有感已然被这个乏善庸长的故事全然消磨殆尽了兴趣,电影耗用了过半的时长却甚根本未有一个明晰的主线,而中途才开始抛出了这条主角的剧情线,那么这个所谓的主线解密都做了什么呢?它只是将一个差故事,变的更为人逻辑混乱,看似高明的反转,只不过是导演编剧蹩脚的自作聪明。


    极为失败的反派塑造,让电影更沦为笑谈,开篇身着风衣西装带着白围巾一股发哥范心狠手辣的反派特工队长本以为是电影的反派主场,演到一半就莫名的没戏了?!一位博士特派员顶替了其反派戏份,好歹人也是博士,想着总能来点走心的暗战心灵戏?错!上来就是对5位女士满清十大酷刑,电影敢确定不是想黑博士一把?从严刑拷打的桥段戏,丝毫无法看出此戏份有何种原因会需要安插一个博士身份的人,电影从头至尾处处想尽显高端,但处处所做却都仅人让唯感低级幼稚。


    电影蓝本虽有着伟大的革命精神,无数英雄为了信仰甘愿牺牲生命,更有着对人性的着点,《王牌》并不欠缺深度,所欠缺的是能呈现这一深度的方法。

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  • 在想
    2021/8/27 19:11:59
    。。

    无聊刷视频,发现了这部剧,看推荐的视频挺好的就看了,但是后面觉得我想洗脑子,忘记看过这部剧。首先女主跟前男友的事情,前男友和她的问题并没有很严重,然后就分手了,搞的挺委屈,其实还不是自己不争取。然后跟男主在一起了,在一起以后,前男友一出问题就帮忙一出问题就帮忙,后面更是过分!前男友出车祸,没人照顾,她上,忙的把自己弄生病了也要坚持,不过这个没人照顾,在我看来多

    无聊刷视频,发现了这部剧,看推荐的视频挺好的就看了,但是后面觉得我想洗脑子,忘记看过这部剧。首先女主跟前男友的事情,前男友和她的问题并没有很严重,然后就分手了,搞的挺委屈,其实还不是自己不争取。然后跟男主在一起了,在一起以后,前男友一出问题就帮忙一出问题就帮忙,后面更是过分!前男友出车祸,没人照顾,她上,忙的把自己弄生病了也要坚持,不过这个没人照顾,在我看来多少有些牵强,前男友公司那么多人但是没有人有时间来帮忙照顾(后面老板回去找记忆时候有时间陪着转,那么多人我就不信抽不出来一个人),请护工护工还有事走了,他妈还要几天赶过来(世界是有多大,需要几天才能赶到,直到儿子出院都没赶到,怕不是养子),他现女友还要几天才能赶过来,呵呵,然后这个时候,现男友有医患问题她也在忙这边而没有注意到没有帮忙,现男友要出国,在可以有一名家属陪同的情况下她拒绝了,理由是工作和照顾前男友,呵呵,然后男主退步说那你来送我,同意了,当天前男友找不到了,跑去找前男友,然后又没有送成现男友。这种情况,不分手留着干嘛,但是还真就没分手,毕竟男女主,但是冷战了,一年时间,没想过找男主和解,还觉得自己没有错,男主回来带着以前追过他但是讲明白了的发小回国,她又误会了,然后就想分手了,呵呵,又不争取,这算爱吗?她还挺委屈。然后男主有个小号跟她聊了半年,鼓励她各种,然后她跟她男闺蜜说想分手了的时候,他男闺蜜觉得那个小号也不错,可以试着接触看看,这个时候只能算冷战吧,还没分手呢,虽然分开了一年,而且刚回国,表现上心里还有男主呢。结果男主一用小号约,就出去了,还回忆着男闺蜜的话,这算什么?养备胎?还没分手就想着找后路了?然后见到是男主,就各种委屈啊,哭啊,然后就和好了!

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